May 18, 2011

@Shut Up

I still wonder why some people don’t have Facebook. Or use Hotmail or AOL instead of Gmail.

And to be perfectly honest, I don’t trust those people.

Unless you are over the age of 60, in which case you are Grandfathered into the permanent state of, then you probably aren’t joining Facebook or Gmail just because you don’t want to be the norm.

In which case, I’m air slapping you in the face.

I have a friend who won’t watch Jersey Shore. Not because it’s stupid or insulting to one’s intelligence (which it is not, it is the best show ever). But because “it’s too mainstream.”

Gag. The only thing worse than being genuinely too mainstream is doing it under the guise of being unique.

Oh and don’t get me started on people who don’t drink just because they “don’t want to.” I don’t trust you either. Unless you are a bonafide alcoholic, bottoms up bitches. Drinking is fun.

1 comment:

  1. If you love gmail, which I assume means you also love CHAT, then why don't you do this girl a favor and get on and entertain me. I misses you.