May 25, 2011

Most Hilarious Loser

Who watched the season finale of the Biggest Loser last night?

First of all, I was in absolute hysterics when they revealed that Anna Kournikova was going to be a trainer next season. Who knew that being a skinny, formerly mediocre tennis player/sex symbol qualified you to train people in the gym??

Jillian has her scare tactics, Bob is the nice guy, and Brett and Cara are boxing ninjas. I can't wait to see what Anna's schtick is. I hope it involves shimmying in the contestants' faces to encourage them to keep running. Sex sells people.

Second of all, the two final contestants are soooo thin now! They looked like hot babes for sure. But I can't say it doesn't make me a ton little depressed when the contestants on a show about morbid obesity end up weighing significantly less than me.

I still say they should start a show called the Most Average Loser. Give me a personal chef and a trainer and I will win the hell out of that.

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