May 21, 2013

Cauliflower Crust Pizza

Last night I made something that was so weird that I almost gave up before I even started. 
 
 
I copied the recipe exactly from Eating Bird Food, except that I put in 1/2 a cup of mozzarella and a 1/2 cup of Daiya Mozzarella Shreds (I'm experimenting with eating less dairy).
 
Crispy, cheesy, heavenly crust!
 
 Author:
Serves: 8

Ingredients
  • ½ head cauliflower (about 2 cups riced)
  • 1 clove garlic, minced
  • 1 cup part-skim shredded mozzarella cheese
  • 1 egg, beaten
  • 1 teaspoon basil
  • 1 teaspoon oregano

Instructions
  1. Pre-heat oven to 400° F.
  2. Prep a cookie sheet or pizza stone. You can grease the cookie sheet or use greased aluminum foil. It will stick if you don’t grease it properly.
  3. Remove the stems and leaves from your cauliflower and chop the florets into chunks. Add to a food processor and pulse just until the texture is similar to rice.
  4. Sauté cauliflower “rice” in a non-stick skillet over medium heat and cook until translucent, approximately 6-8 minutes. (You can use the microwave for this as well. Just place cauliflower in an uncovered microwave-safe bowl and cook for 8 minutes.)
  5. In a bowl combine the cooked cauliflower with all remaining ingredients.
  6. Spread dough out evenly over foil (or stone) – about ¼ to ⅓ of an inch thick. The pizza should be about 9-10 inches in diameter.
  7. Bake for 25-30 minutes or until the crust is golden, crispy on the edges and cooked through the middle.
  8. Remove the crust from the oven.
  9. Top with pizza sauce and toppings. Be careful not to add too many heavy toppings as you don’t want to weigh down the crust.
  10. Broil the pizza for 5 minutes, or until the toppings are hot and the cheese is melted. Allow the pizza to cool for 2-3 minutes then cut and serve immediately.
 
To say this pizza was good would be an understatement.  It was wonderful.  It almost becomes like a cheese wafer in the oven before you even add toppings to it.  I would eat this crust plain!  However, this time I made it into a Buffalo Chicken pizza by adding red onion, more cheese and "cheese", and chicken chunks marinated in Frank's Red Hot Sauce.
 
Can you tell which side has the non-dairy cheese :)  It's pretty obvious.
You could make it any way you wanted.  Plain, pepperoni, veggie delite, etc.  The only thing that makes this markedly unlike regular pizza, for me, was that I had to eat it with a fork and knife because the crust isn't as sturdy as regular bread crust.
 
I'm so glad I didn't give up on this recipe before starting it.  It was such a treat.  And, although it was a little labor/time intensive, it was so worth it for the end result.
 
By the way, this recipe says 8 servings.  I hope that just means 8 slices, which is what I got out of it.  Because I bet those would be 8 angry people if all they got was one slice for dinner.   Grant and I ate the whole thing last night.
 
Now one more time with feeling, and chives!
 
 

May 20, 2013

Park It

This is the car parked "next to me" in the parking lot at my office.
 
 
 
There had to have been some sort of grand mal seizure involved in this operation.  Unreal.  This has got to be the worst I've ever seen.

May 19, 2013

Ice Cream Sundays - Chocolate Peppermint Crunch

 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's just came out with 2 new flavors and I finally got to try them recently.  I say "finally" because they've been out for a couple of months but I wasn't in a position ass-wise to go buying 2 pints of ice cream.  Luckily my mom saved the day and bought both pints at her house so I was able to try both without being held hostage to them in my own house.  This is just a frightening glance into my complex mind when it involves ice cream.
 
Anywho...This flavor is AMAZING.  My new favorite as a matter of fact.  It has Chocolate Ice Cream with Peppermint and Fudge Swirls, with Mint Chocolate Cookie Balls.
 
So basically, everything that is right with the world.
 
Ok first of all, the peppermint and fudge swirls are to die for.  They are so gooey and tasty and so everything.  Then there's the mint chocolate cookie balls.  Do you like Girl Scout Cookie Thin Mints?  I'm assuming the answer to that was an astounding HELL YES.  In which case, go to the grocery store now and buy this flavor.  Because you are basically getting amazing chocolate/mint/fudge ice cream with a bonus of Thin Mints in it. 
 
Ahh hell yea.
 
If that isn't enough to justify a new favorite flavor, I don't know what is.  Try it this weekend.  The mint gives this ice cream the perfect refreshing flavor for a hot summer's day.
 
Summary:


Flavors Tried - 41
Favorite Flavors  - Chocolate Peppermint Crunch!


May 17, 2013

Frozen Strawberry Margaritas

I have the perfect weekend cocktail recipe for you.  It's cold, it's refreshing, and it's actually "healthy".  Healthy as in there is no added sugar or syrup or anything.  Not healthy as in it contains alcohol.  But hey, it's Friday, so who gives a crap?
 
 
 
Here's the recipe - Frozen Strawberry Margaritas
 
They are oh so good, and oh so guilt free because there are no artificial ingredients or added sugar.
 
I made a few batches last weekend and I couldn't get enough!  The recipe is almost exactly as I found it on ValSoCal.com, with a few exceptions.
 
                                                           6 ounces of tequila
                                                           2 ounces grand marnier or Triple Sec
                                                           1 quart of fresh strawberries,
         *I used strawberries I froze last weekend from Lewis Farms and they were amazing
                                                           3 limes, juiced
                                                           3/4 cup water
                                                           2 tablespoons agave nectar, I omitted
                                                           3 to 4 cups of ice
 
 
The flavor and texture after being blended really did taste like a restaurant style margarita/daiquiri.  You could easily make this a true daiquiri by using rum instead of tequila.  Or a virgin daiquiri by omitting alcohol altogether.  Ole!! to another weekend!
 

Craigs List - One Man Needs Date to a Wedding

In case you are looking for something to do this weekend, I have a possibility for you!
 
 
 
 
The only requirements to apply for the position are:
 
Looking for a well-rounded young lady that is educated, can dance, and is at least 21.

if interested you should please provide:
- a selfie
- brief resume
- your favorite color
 
The selfie alone would be a deal breaker for me because, well, selfies are heinous abuses of social media.  But he looks like a catch nonetheless.  At least for the weekend! 
 
And as a bonus I bet he is asking for your favorite color for a corsage purchase!  Oh la la!

Wedding Market Brilliance

This is just absolutely brilliant - BridalBrokerage.com.  A little sad, but mostly just brilliant.
 
Source
 
Here's the business premise in a nutshell:
 
 
"Over 250,000 weddings are called off every year.
Bridal Brokerage finds new couples to take over canceled wedding contracts, saving money for buyers, sellers, and wedding vendors alike.
As thousands have registered to purchase beautiful weddings at a fraction of the price, we’ve found another way to make weddings even more affordable.
Wedding vendors are looking to fill their availability over the next 6 months.
If you’re happy with one of our dates, we’re happy to discount the price.
Welcome to Bridal Brokerage. A New Market for Weddings."
 
I saw this on the Today show this morning and I kind of can't believe no one has already thought of it.  People are always looking to make money off of tragedies.  I guess this is kind of like the cremation services of broken engagements.  But everybody technically "wins".
 
At least in this case the broken couple gets a little money back and the new couple gets a fly wedding on the cheap.
 
I really can't imagine how low that would feel when you have your engagement called off and then you subsequently have to go to BridalBrokerage.com and click on the link to "Sell Your Wedding."  But still, a little money back might help buy a little happy back!
 
Speaking of broken engagements, I know of several couples in the last few years who have either had a broken engagement or a marriage that lasted less than a year.  I know it is extremely sad and surprising for the couples involved, but why does everyone have to pretend like it never happened?
 
If you were engaged or married the last time I saw you and now you're not, feel free to offer up an explanation, because you know I'm going to be curious!