My favorite part of The Bachelorette is the creative ways that all of the guys get around admitting that they don't have real jobs.
"You know, I was a consultant in Mergers and Acquisitions, but that wasn't fulfilling so I became an aspiring Screenwriter." - UNEMPLOYED
"I was a teacher but I spent the last 2 years taking care of my mother and had to quit my job." - UNEMPLOYED
"I'm an outdoorsman, through and through." - UNEMPLOYED (and not very good at making up excuses apparently)
There were some moments in last night's season premiere that were so awkward and uncomfortable I seriously had trouble falling asleep.
In other news, if Aly's career as a chronic reality TV contestant doesn't pan out, she should definitely pursue a job in politics, because I have never seen someone so good at responding to awkward, scary strangers.
Editor's note: I am pretty sure those are denim Chuck Taylor's pictured above. Uh oh.
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