May 11, 2010

The Library just became unsafe

Oh no.

Now she's invading the reading system!

Apparently Tyra Banks is penning a novel called "Modelland".

Not only is it about "this magical world that's been living in my dreams for so many years," according to Tyra, it's also part of a 3 book deal.

So basically Tyra is trying to make her own Harry Potter fantasy franchise, but instead of wizards and brooms and tiny specs, there will be eating disorders, bad weaves, and people who talk about themselves too much.

I'm already saving room on my bookshelf. Not for copies of Tyra's books. Just a safe place to store my eyeballs, which I will rip out if I ever have to read this garbage.

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