May 13, 2010

Marriage is Phat

I think a bitter ex-boyfriend or arch enemy must be secretly working in my office and trying to sabotage my wedding/wedding dress.

No joke, there has been more "communal" food available in our break room in the last month than there was over the holidays. WTF?!

For instance, last week, in one day alone, I got emails offering up free pizza, free Birthday cake, and an ice cream social.

Today, there is a spread of cheese, biscuits, crackers, mini apple pies, and chocolate cake.

And not only is all of this stuff free, it's located right by my office! DANGER!

Not cool, secret enemy! Have a little sympathy for the soon to be bride who coincidentally has ZERO will power!

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