Opposite Day

I just received an email from Twitter in my inbox with suggestions similar to some other Twitter users I just started following. 

 

 

I'm sorry Twitter, but Tyra Banks is not similar to the First Lady (FLOTUS) or the White House.  You know how I know that besides this, this, this, and this?

 

The fact that her Twitter description is

 

"Happy YOU Year!!! Beauty is in the SMIZE of the beholder.  Smize..."

 

 

Not a real word, T-Bone.  Not a real world.  And certainly not presidential.

 

Oh and Dane Cook?  Bitch please.

 

 

Tyra Banks is the Devil

These are just a couple of things that I am refusing to register as real today:

1) Tyra Banks changing her name to just "Tyra"

2) Tyra Banks going to Harvard Business School (even though she didn't even go to undergrad?)

Oh, Joy

I really, really, really hope that this does not mean that I am going to start seeing the haunting face of evil product-pushing in commercials during my otherwise pleasant TV watching.

Tyra Banks is returning to modeling. And this time she's bringing her company, awesomely named Bankable Enterprises, with her.

I was hoping that with the end of her talk show I would happily live a Tyra-free existence. But, alas, I am still being punished for something I did in another life.

I'd also like to think that she would be confined to runways and, thus, out of my life, but I have never been very lucky. So I'm preparing for either A) a commercial invasion of Tyra's stupid face and a lower quality of life or B) a move to a country where TVs have yet to be introduced.



Either way, the outcome is not good.

The Library just became unsafe

Oh no.

Now she's invading the reading system!

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/books/05/11/Tyra.banks.book.ppl/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Apparently Tyra Banks is penning a novel called "Modelland".

Not only is it about "this magical world that's been living in my dreams for so many years," according to Tyra, it's also part of a 3 book deal.

So basically Tyra is trying to make her own Harry Potter fantasy franchise, but instead of wizards and brooms and tiny specs, there will be eating disorders, bad weaves, and people who talk about themselves too much.

I'm already saving room on my bookshelf. Not for copies of Tyra's books. Just a safe place to store my eyeballs, which I will rip out if I ever have to read this garbage.

WTF is wrong with Tyra Banks?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX8_vtk46ws&feature=player_embedded

Seriously, she has officially lost it.