January 24, 2013

Opposite Day

I just received an email from Twitter in my inbox with suggestions similar to some other Twitter users I just started following. 
I'm sorry Twitter, but Tyra Banks is not similar to the First Lady (FLOTUS) or the White House.  You know how I know that besides this, this, this, and this?
The fact that her Twitter description is
"Happy YOU Year!!! Beauty is in the SMIZE of the beholder.  Smize..."
Not a real word, T-Bone.  Not a real world.  And certainly not presidential.
Oh and Dane Cook?  Bitch please.

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