February 22, 2010

Tyra Banks is the Devil

A) Why are girls sizes 12 to 20 more "real" than anyone else?

I don't wear one of those sizes but I appear to still exist and I at least think I'm real?!

B) To qualify, you also have to be between 5'9" and 6'1" and be between the ages of 13 and 19.

I'm no statistician or health professional, but I did a few BMI calculations (http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/) and this basically means that you have to be a young person whose health is at risk due to your weight.
To register go here, where you will find pointless photos of Tyra herself littering the signup page: http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/fun/teenmodelsearch/registration.php

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