January 16, 2012

The Juice is Loose-ing his house

OJ Simpson. You are so dumb.

It looks like The Juice is losing his house to foreclosure. Article here.

That's what you get for not paying your bills OJ! Silly murderer goose!

You know, it is really, really hard to feel sorry for a formerly rich and famous person who loses their home because they lost their money because they have been in jail because of multiple felony charges, including criminal conspiracy, kidnapping, assault, robbery, and using a deadly weapon.

And it is even more difficult to feel sorry for that person when they did all of that after getting off for the obvious murder of his ex-wife and her boyfriend. OJ Simpson literally got a get-out-of-jail-free card. And he literally pooped on it and got sent to jail for 33 years for an altogether unrelated incident.

That is, without question, the dumbest damn thing I've ever heard of any public figure doing. This makes Lindsey Lohan look like a criminal mastermind. And at least she has the benefit of being all high and such during her crimes and getting to wear a free necklace for a little bit. OJ just failed at a pointless crime in a seedy hotel. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

I don't want to say that anyone's misfortune makes me happy, but at least justice is finally being served in the form of jailtime and repercussions. Serves him right to be homeless. He's up for parole in 2017. If he gets it I can't wait to see what other heinous crime he commits while trolling the streets looking for shelter. What a doo doo head.

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