June 08, 2011

Insane in the Fat Membranes

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha.

If only it were this simple....Meet the Fat Whisperer here - "The A-list weightloss guru 'persuades' fat cells to leave the body.

According to this article, "The weight loss guru – who has achieved cult status in West Hollywood where she is based – uses power of persuasion to encourage fat cells to leave the body."

That is the dumbest damn thing I've ever heard. Anyone who has spent more than zero US dollars on this "guru" needs a nice, sharp slap in the face.

You should really read the article to read all of the absurdity, but here's a fun little quote that I liked:

‘I command you to get out!’, she is said to whisper to the fat cells in an effort to banish them.

No she didn't.

If this stupid approach really does work, me thinks it's because she only allows her clients to eat 500 calories on some days, which they conveniently don't mention until the end of the article.

Sometimes it's not about the art of persuasion. Sometimes it's just about old-fashioned starvation!

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