June 14, 2011

Dirty Dunky Dancer

I was listening to Enrique Iglesias’s song “Dirty Dancer” this morning, and I thought I heard something that I hoped I didn’t really hear.

Well I just looked up the lyrics (here) and, indeed, I did hear it.

It’s just a little problem I have with this lyric:

She’s a five when she drinks/But she’s a ten when she’s on top of me

That’s just terrible. That basically means that Enrique is admittedly hooking up with a sloppy drunk girl who isn’t even a 6!

Have some standards Enri-ri. Go for the well-behaved 9’s instead of the alcoholic 5’s. Because I assure you, if she’s a 5 when she drinks and a 10 when she’s on top of you, she’s going to be a -2 that next morning when you wake up and her mascara has run all down her face and she has dragon breath.

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