Oh Mimi.
Getting jiggy with it festive with her baby bump.
Naturally Mariah would decorate her pregnant stummy (stomach/tummy) with a butterfly. Or, I more rightly presume, had her closet troll paint it for her.
I can just picture the scene in her closet.
Opening scene: Mariah emerges, confused, from the museum of stilletos and tube tops that she calls a closet.
Closet Troll (submissive, head bowed): Master Mimi, what can I do for you today?
Mimi: Oh little lamb...what's your name?...of nevermind, it's not important...come over here with that pastel fingerpaint. I need you to do something for me.
Closet Troll: Wait, you want me to finger paint a butterfly on your stummy? You do know you're 42 right? Today's your Birthday.
Mimi: Oh silly troll. Butterflies never grow up. NOW PAINT THE DAMN BUTTERFLY!
Happy Birthday Mariah. I am counting down the days until the butterflies fly the cacoon...and then are immediately bedazzled with glitter and diamonds.
I think we need a DSW pool on the baby names...i know you started some ideas a while ago. Can ya bring that back!?
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