January 28, 2011

Snooki Shakespeare

I am sure that I am in no way legally allowed to reprint these excerpts, but I just had to share.

I was reading InTouch magazine at the gym today and almost wet my pants laughing out loud at these quotes from Snooki's book, "A Shore Thing."

"Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla."

"Vin Diesel is hotter than Jesus."

"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face."

"Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

Y'all. That's a real book. In print. You gotta love America and MTV!

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