January 14, 2011

The fattiest part of waking up...

There is a carton of 40% Milkfat Whipping Cream in the communal refrigerator at my office.

There is no oven, stove, or anything else that would facilitate baking in our break room, so my only other conclusion is that someone is putting this in his or her coffee!?

At that point, wouldn't it be just as "healthy" and even tastier just to get a damn milkshake?

I don't know about the Whipping Cream bandit, but I like to save the majority of my daily fat intake until at least 10am. Morning creamed coffee is just a bit too disgusting rich for my taste!

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