December 03, 2012

Royal Tot

It's confirmed!  Not only by US Weekly.  But by the palace itself!  Kate Middleton is pregnant.
I cannot wait to see this beautiful woman become a mother.  I bet she will do it with grace, with poise, and with little to no weight gain.  Seriously, how does she maintain that weight?!  I can't even imagine the discipline that must take.  I myself am always just like 1 peanut M&M away from busting my pants button off.
If the palace is publicly confirming the news, than she must be at least 3 months pregnant with nary a sign of a baby bump.  I just couldn't be more thrilled to see her blossom into a royal mum!
But for now I just hope she feels better.  The poor thing is hospitalized for crying out loud!  She has Hyperemesis Gravidarum, acute morning sickness.  That truly just sounds wretched.
In other baby news, Jessica Simpson is pregnant for the second time, just 7 months on the heels of her first baby's birth.  I've heard a lot of people say that she is crazy to want to gain back all the weight she just so famously lost for $4 million.  But I'm on Jessica's side.  Pop those babies out just as fast as you want.  As a mother, you have the rest of your life to get paid millions to lose weight.  Oh wait, no.  That's just Jess. 

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