December 11, 2012


This is a sure-fire way to get caught speeding.  Not only because you are telling any nearby police officers that you like to race, but also because you WERE speeding.  By a lot.  In broad daylight.  In a topless vehicle in mid-December.
Not that I don't respect the fact that you're a diva.  Heaven knows I do.  But sometimes you have to keep a low profile to to be a true diva.  When it comes to safety and traffic tickets, less really is more.

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