February 13, 2012

White Noise






Did you see the Grammy's last night?



WHAT A SNOOZEFEST!




When I wasn't so bored that I couldn't pay attention, I got the gist that the evening went something like this:



1) Sadness about Whitney


2) Adele won an award and was super cute and classy


3) Old people sang stuff together in uninteresting outfits


4) Adele won an award and was super cute and classy


5) Tributes to dead people


6) Adele performed Rolling in the Deep and I was sad because I am painfully sick of that song and because I know she has so many other better songs.


7) Tribute to Whitney, in which people remained inexplicably shocked that prolonged drug abuse killed someone


8) Adele won an award and was super cute and classy



Insert lots of "Marilyn had some snacks and read magazines and surfed the net" in between all of that. There weren't even any outrageous outfits or nip slips! Bo. Ring.


Who know that awards for a bunch of anorexic actors and silent film stars would be more entertaining than a music show!



Give me a movie/TV award show any day of the week. I'm still bored just thinking of last night!

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