February 09, 2012

This is Me - In One Line

Wow. The Real Housewives of Orange County got some "catchy" new one-liners for their introductions this season.

It seems that every one of the girls updated her sassy description of herself. And all were pretty remarkably stupid.

I think my favorite is Gretchen's: "Don't call me a Princess. Call me the boss."

I'm sorry, What now!? WTF does that even mean. And why would you want anyone to call you either name. Princess is for babies and boss is for people who have more than themself as an employee...Unless you like to speak in 3rd person and talk dirty to yourself?

I wonder what my catchphrase would be on a show like this. "Please stop looking at me. No really, you're making me uncomfortable"?

I still think nothing beats NeNe Leake's original line, "I don't keep up with the Jonses. I AM the Jonses."

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

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