April 18, 2011

You Don't Drink Like I Don't Drink

I have heard Kim Kardashian say so many times that she “doesn’t drink.” However, I have also watched every single episode of the Kardashians ______ (Fill in the blank, I’ve watched them all).

In all of these shows I have seen Kim drink tequila shots, champagne, fruity alcoholic drinks, a damn kegstand!, and even seen her outright say, “I have a hangover.”

So what is her definition of “not drinking”? It sounds like it’s a lot like my version of not eating fried foods, which I do at least 3 times a month. Or not missing a workout, which I do at least 2 times a week.

AKA, Neither one of us are not “not” doing it.

The only difference is? I’m only lying to myself. Kim Kardashian is telling this confusing non-truth to millions of viewers and over 7million Twitter followers.

It sure is nice to be non-famous!

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