April 08, 2011

Medium My A

Despite my pretty strong dislike of running, I for some reason sign up for a race once or twice a year. I always regret it and dread it, like any positive person would, but there's one thing I do get excited about. Carboloading!The T-Shirt!

The race T-Shirt allows unspoken bragging rites all year round without revealing to anyone that you were the last in your age group.

Well check out this BS.

They gave me a damn tummy t! The blue shirt pictured above is allegedly a woman's medium. Guess what?! So is the red shirt below it.

Clearly the person who made these shirts hates woman who don't wear a size 0 and wants to punish them. They also refused to let me switch to a different size.

What a waste! I honestly can't even think of anyone small enough to give this shirt too. But if you are really small and want an otherwise perfectly good, Dri Fit!!! shirt, I'll be happy to send it your way.

Otherwise I'll try to fashion it into some extreme headband.

Btw, if you want a really unique challenge this weekend, try taking a picture of yourself with a bag over your head. I did that for the sake of anonymity and because I don't have photoshop, but it's not as easy as it looks!

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