July 14, 2011

Ink is 4Eva

Rich older ladies are funny.

I've been hearing about one of the water aerobics teachers for weeks now in classes, "The one with the giant tattoo wrapped around her body." So when I finally got to go to her class this morning I was expecting to see some horribly disfigured Girl With the Dragon Tattoo sort of situation. Alas, it was a tattoo on her stomach that was about 3 inches by 3 inches. Hardly big enough to call her the Water Aerobics Teacher With the Full Body Tattoo.

I guess the amount of money you have is directly disproportionate to the amount you understand that people with tattoos are not the devil.

The real mystery of the class for me ended up being trying to find out what the hell the tattoo was of. At first I thought it was a bag of movie popcorn, then a grocery bag full of kale. But she finally singled me out as the only person young enough to ever consider getting a tattoo, explaining that it was a huge mistake...Oh, and that it was a wizard.

Worst wizard ever.

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