Thanks to my Earth shattering Google Alerts, I now finally know what Mariah looks like after giving birth. And she looks like...Shakira.
Seriously, that has to be Shakira. According to this article, this is an actual picture of Mariah Carey, released on Twitter by her baby daddy Nic Cannon. Well Nic, you mulatto lover just turned into a Latina! Ay ya ya!
So pregnancy makes Posh Spice look the exact same as she did non-pregnant, and makes Mariah Carey look like a sexy, hippy Columbian popstar...Maybe I will give pregnancy a shot afterall!
Here's Shakira for reference (i.e., the same as above):