October 18, 2010

Little Lies, Big Stupid

I love it when people call their vices "little".

I was watching a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians where the family gets on mom Kris Jenner about her smoking habit.

Her defense: "I just like to unwind every night with my little glass of wine and my little cigarette."

Bad news Kris. Just because you call something little doesn't mean it's not going to kill you.

I used to work with a person who would get just a little bit of almost everything from the nearby buffet for breakfast and lunch everyday. Again, calling it little doesn't make those biscuits and gravy healthy.

Not surprisingly, he was morbidly obese.

That's why I like to have huge beers and giant glasses of wine. You gotsta keep it real or you're just fooling yourself!

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