October 14, 2010

Out of the woodwork

My sister has suggested before that I am a "chosen" person, because the most random stuff ever happens to me.

Well this morning was no exception.

While I was unhappily walking to work this morning in the rain, out of NOWHERE, an insane deer pops out of the woods and come literally 3 feet from me and another innocent pedestrian. We actually started running away because we thought we were going to be attacked. Who gets attacked by a deer at 7:30 in the morning?!

Luckily the deer seemed to have an electric fence around it's brain because it stopped just short of us, turned around, and kept jumping up into a fence that surrounded a patio, ramming its head into the fence everytime.

Something must have scared the doo doo out of that deer in the woods because he had lost his damn mind. And probably ended up breaking his neck on that fence.

Ten minutes later, still walking and thinking about the near-deer encounter, I slid on the wet pavement, scraping my hand, bruising my knee, and embarrassing myself in front of the hot young college students.

Even though no one even asked me if I was ok, I was. And better yet, I didn't even spill my coffee!

Another day, another dollar, another deer attack. All in a day's work!

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