October 11, 2010

I'm just not that into you

I want to find the person who invented excuses and give them a spanking.

I am soooo sick of receiving and giving excuses.


"Yes, yes, yes I'm DEFINITELY coming to your party." 6 HOURS LATER "Oh, I'm sorry I just got stuck totally against my will at this other party."

Read: I was never coming but didn't have the guts to tell you I'd rather hang out with other people.


"I'm soooo sorry I can't come to dinner anymore. I've just been sick all week and really don't feel up to it."

Read: I finally have a weekend when I'm going to be in town with no plans and all I want to do is sit on my ass, drink wine, and have a good cry watching a movie about 2 people who in no way affect my real life.

I can't take the dishonesty anymore. It's absolutely exhausting.

America: This is my official promise to you to keep it real. If I don't want to come to something, expect me to give it to you straight. And you do the same to me!

No comments:

Post a Comment