June 14, 2010

The Death of the Minivan

After spending about 5 unnecessary hours in the car yesterday, I realized that I had missed something. The death of the minivan.

Not only did I see nary a minivan on the road, I also realized that I don't know a single person why owns one, nor do I know the name of the minivan for any major car companies.

It kind of made me sad knowing that this disappearance happened without so much as a funeral or even an announcement that owning a minivan was no longer socially acceptable.

So minivan, I salute you and will pour out some Hennessey tonight for you and your dead homies.

The highway and carpool lanes around the country will never be the same.


  1. Do remember the one I used to cart you around in??

  2. Yes I remember both! Greeny and that old wooden thing.