June 22, 2010

Everybody dance now! No...just me?


This weekend I achieved a simultaneous high/low point.

High point: I went to a bar and saw a lot of the super tall, super exciting UNC men's basketball players!

Low point: I asked one of them to be the other end of my invisible double-dutch rope on the dance floor...he declined.

Moral: Being the only white person on a dance floor, holding the only functioning end of an invisible jump rope is not a pretty sight.

Perhaps segregation had a another level to it that no one talks about. Perhaps it was also intended to save white people from making asses in front of themselves on the dance floor in front of way better dancers!?

1 comment:

  1. haha, I would love to see you holding the end of an invisible jump rope trying to dance with a bunch of bballers. hahaha