June 22, 2010

Dancing with myself

In news that is only news because it happened a mere 2 months after everyone expected, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have split up.

Maybe the relationship lost its luster because Vienna couldn't bare the sight of Jake in the jazz shoes and mock neck body shirts he wore constantly on Dancing With the "Stars".

Or maybe Jake stopped appreciating the fact that Vienna always, always looks like she just got hit by a tranquilizer dart.

Who's to say!?

All I know is that if two crazy kids (who are about 10 years apart) can't make love last after meeting on a cheesy dating show, in which one was hated by every single person and the other cried like a woman, then we're all screwed.

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