June 30, 2010

I see dead people...and unneccessary bodyguards

I'm usually not one to believe in the over-diagnosed "anxiety", "panic attacks," etc., that everyone on Earth seems to have these days.

However, I am a firm believer that Danielle from the Real Housewives of New Jersey has a classic case of unwarranted paranoia. To the point where the show is getting too hard to watch.

When she walks into Poshe clothing store in the last episode, and the person at the front desk is on the phone, she immediately assumes that someone is trying to sabotage her.

And if you don't watch the show, please know that I'm not exaggerating. That's all that happened, and Danielle declares many varieties of, "She's not going to play me like that." Or, "She will be revealed." Or, "She's going to get hers."
Listen lady, I know you live in Jersey, but you're not part of the mafia. Use real life threats like, "I am so going to unfriend her on facebook."

Also, who brings a bodyguard to 1) a cancer benefit and 2) a fashion show?? People who suffer from extreme paranoia. That's who.

I'm sure I'll be proven wrong next week when, according to the previews, Teresa tries to rip out Danielle's age-inappropriate hair extensions. But until then, I'm sticking with my diagnosis.

Homegirl is cray cray.

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