January 12, 2010

Tyra Banks is the Devil

It appears that she could be ready to produce her evil spawn!

The most shocking part of this article was learning that Tyra Banks actually has a boyfriend! How any other human could stomach her antics on a long-term basis is beyond me. Much less share a child with her!

I'm scared for this future child because as far as I know, Tyra was just born super annoying and self-centered. Her babies will be bred that way! That is infinitely more dangerous.

I'll be sure to send you all a postcard from the remote island I move to, should Tyra actually reproduce in a city near me.

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