August 15, 2011

Holy Senseless

The only thing worse than excessive bumper sticker litter is bumper sticker litter that makes no sense.

Like this riddle I saw yesterday:






The pictures are a little fuzzy so I will clarify. In order from left to right, those bumper stickers read:


*GET RIGHT OR GET LEFT! JESUS CHRIST


* JESUS <3 YOU


* GET EVEN! Live long enough to become a problem to your kids


One of these things is not like the other.


That last one seems, what's the word?...unholy.


If you are going to force GodSpeak on other innocent drivers via the ass of your car, at least be consistent.


Apparently JESUS <3 YOU...as long as the "you" in this situation isn't this driver's kids.

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