August 05, 2011

Sub Par

Hey Letdown,

It's me. Thanks for that episode of Jersey Shore last night. I was so excited when I stayed up until 11pm, after waiting 6 months, for absolutely nothing to happen.

I even made my dad watch part of it with me. He was not impressed, even though I assured him that it was not indicative of the usual caliber of entertainment that is Snooki and the gang.

The only time I even giggled in the whole episode was when my dad asked me if Snooki was wearing a hat. And then when I taught him that string cheese actually broke off in strings. Which some how he went almost 6 decades without knowing.

Jersey Shore you better deliver next Thursday! This is not the stuff that dreams and profitable endorsement deals are made of.



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