November 16, 2009

Tyra Banks is the Devil


Is this doesn't prove that Tyra Banks is the devil I don't know what does. Only Satan or her spawn would create this combination of true evil.

I stopped watching America's Next Top Model years ago because I decided to start loving myself. But if I hadn't, this would be the nail in the coffin.

Tyra Banks + Kimmora Lee Simmons is like a proverbial one-two punch in the gut. And KLS, ain't nothin fabulous about that.


  1. That's a double dose of terrible.

  2. I'm pretty sure tyra is honestly evil inside. Theres nothing in her eyes that suggests otherwise. Everytime shes featured her voice is the most contrived, fake thing I've ever heard and she just stands there grinning like a sick ferret. I'm fairly certain she drinks the blood of infants before walking a red carpet.