November 10, 2009


In other second row news, I went to a UNC basketball game last night, where I was unknowingly being filmed by the paparazzi. I realized this after receiving many phone calls from my adoring fans.

Diva trick of the trade = Get filmed on National television as often as possible without actually doing anything important or noteworthy. Your social stock will rise but your nail polish won't feel a thing.

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