November 13, 2009


I choose to believe that Heidi and Spencer are not real people, but instead are robots sent from hell to fill us all with violent rage.

Either way, they wrote a book called "How the be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture".

I would seriously end my friendship with someone if I knew that they had bought this book. Prolonging their celebrity in any way is a mortal sin in my book.

Seriously though, if any of yall have bought it, let me know so I can delete you from my palm pilot.

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