November 12, 2009

Simma Down Now

I love Taylor Swift, don't get me wrong.

But she is guilty of excess in the following 3 categories:

1) SEQUINS - she literally wears sequins every single time she hits the red carpet. I really do like her style but she is in desperate need of some variety. Maybe she and the sequin factory have some deal we don't know about.

2) Hair shaking/head banging - Taylor, dear, you are a solo country artist, not the 5th member of Motley Crue. It's ok to bee-bop your head to the side, but at no time should it be ramming forwards and backwards. Side-to-side is your safe zone. Stay there.

3) The left this is always a possible side effect of performing on stage, but Taylor has a severe case. Perhaps she should take some tips from her fellow divas.
Take Christina Aguilera. She is the queen of crazy hand movements, but she always remembers to alternate hands. And Celine Dion! She beats on her chest out of all things, but still manages to remain ambidextrous. Taylor needs to learn to rely less on her spastic left arm and more on staying still. Say it loud Taylor. I'm white, I'm proud, and I have no dance moves!!! We still love you!!

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