November 03, 2009

I do not accept

Justin Bieber - the 15-year pop phenom responsible for this, and for apparently 80million hits on youtube.

Let's break a lyrical sample down step by step:

- You look so deep, you know that it humbles me - Eh, whatever. I can accept this.
- You're by my side, them troubles them not trouble me - Makes no sense whatsoever. Are you Jamaican?
- Many have called but the chosen is you - Soooo conceited, I'm not even interested anymore!
- Whatever you want shawty I'll give it to you - I'm pretty sure that goofy, pre-pubescent white guys aren't allowed to say "shawty".

Try again J. Bieb. Maybe one day you too can be a lyrical genius like Jesse McCartney.

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