October 15, 2009

To Dump or Not to Dump

True story: My significant other and I almost got arrested for dumping last weekend. Wait...it's not what you think.

We were putting a literal handfull of branches in the woods near a reservoir and out of nowhere, like a butterfly to Mariah, billy badass appears..."What are you doin?". Homeslice damn near gave us a $250 misdemeanor citation ticket for giving back to mother nature the gifts that she had given us...that we subsequently had cut down. As usual, we both played it really smooth, and got the hell out of there.

Moral of the story: NOT to dump, that is the answer. Just call the city. They won't scare the $hit out of you.

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