November 01, 2011

Till the Next Season Do Us Part

E’rbody’s talkin about it. Kim K and her doofus husband are getting divorced after just 72 days. Shame. Shame. Shame.

The only thing more embarrassing about this situation, other than having a totally over the top, SECOND wedding and shoving it in the faces of all of American Television only to have it fall apart before the E! Fairytale Wedding special even stops being rerun, is the fact that even Courtney Stoddard and Doug Hutchison have lasted longer in holy matrimony. That’s right, a 16 year old and a 51 year old have enough devotion or oblivion to be married for at least 6 months. But not Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Not so much.

To meet, date, get engaged, get married, and get divorced in less than one year is one thing and one thing only - STUPID. First of all, there’s no way you can know enough about each other to commit for ever after. Second of all, have you seen their shows?? There’s not even one redeeming quality of that man. I don’t need to get to know him to find out what I don’t like…I am still trying to find something I do like! Kim K may me essentially talentless, but at least she’s gorgeous with a big ass. Kris Humphries be dumb.

I give it 2 months before she’s on to the next professional athlete. Most guys might be intimidated by the average girl after having an insane wedding like that. But, like I mentioned, most girls don’t have that ass. I think homegirl’s going to be ok!

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