April 01, 2010

Half human, Half pig

If I was splattered with 3 shots of bacon grease to the face last week, and the spots look like they might scar, does that mean I will have part of a pig stuck in my face for the rest of my life?

I don't mean to be dramatic (yes I do), but that might actually be too much for me too handle for eternity.

Perhaps I shall become a vegetarian to avoid further facial deformaties.

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