March 19, 2010

Let me see you 1, 2 step

My worst fear was realized last night (besides sharks, heights, and getting stuck in things).

I finally fell down the super steep, crappy old steps in my house.

That's the last time I tinkle before going to sleep.

I'd rather wet the bed then get another ass/back/elbow bruise combo like I have right now.

To make matters worse, it was too late at night to drink the pain away, so I got a frightful bad sleep.*

*Also sponsored by the a-hole who revs his motorbike engine all night, e'ry night in the parking lot next door; and the rabid squirrels humping outside my window.

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