December 08, 2010

Once upon a midnight dormroom

When I was a freshman in college, my bff from high school came to visit with one of her new friends from her college.

I was pretty sure I didn't like her friend immediately, and then she went in to my shared bathroom, weighed herself, and screamed, "Oh my God!!! I way more than 100 pounds!!"

No. She. Didn't.

Now remember, this was freshman year. I had gained a solid 30 pounds and was actually actively avoiding petite people.

Not to mention that I probably hadn't weighed less than 100 pounds since 5th grade. Clearly this bitch was not to be trusted.
And my instincts turned out to be right! About 10 years later she would go on to really screw over my high school bff.

It just goes to show, trust your instincts and never let really skinny people into your freshman dorm room!

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