December 17, 2010

Shut Up Sky Mall Magazine - Wrist Cell Phone Carrier forgetful can a person be?!

If you are an apparent idiot who absolutely cannot keep up with items unless they are attached to your body, listen closely!

Introducing the Wrist Cell Phone Carrier. It looks like a roller-blading arm guard, but it functions in place of a human brain by keeping track of your cell phone, when your simple mind can't.
If you think you might actually need this product, I say save your money and go ahead and cancel your phone service. Because no one is going to be calling you anymore after they see you tooling around town talking on your cell phone whilst it is attached to the world's ugliest wrist accessory.
Thanks for another gem Sky Mall!

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