As usual, the Sky Mall magazine did not dissapoint during my latest travels.
In fact, I've decided to introduce a new little segment I like to call Shut Up Sky Mall Magazine.
An ode to the absolutely ridiculous crap they are trying to sell.
Today's featured product is the Litter Kwitter, which is allegedly an "award winning cat toilet training system."
I couldn't make this $h*t up if I tried.
To see the absurdity in action, click here http://www.litterkwitter.com/en/index.php. I can't even imagine how dirty your cat's tail would get from this action.
I can assure you that if I walked into a friend's house, went to the bathroom, and saw a cat peeing on the toilet, I would end that friendship immediately.
Strike one is obviously that you have the cat in the first place.
But strike 2 is that you bought a cat potty training system. And strike 3 is that you paid $59.99 for it.
Guess what?! You're out!
Ok this post reminds me of a tale I need to tell you from my 7 hour (bus was late and Thanksgiving traffic on 95) bus trip from NYC to DC on Saturday.
ReplyDeleteA couple brought their dog on the bus in one of those fancy dog carrier things. As I mentioned, the bus was late, so we had to stand in line in NYC in the FREEZING cold for over an hour and that's when the dog started "yapping". Not barking. Yapping.
I immediately put in headphones once I got on the bus because the yapping was worse than any crying baby or loud talker.
What is a small dog supposed to do for the potty on a 7 hour bus trip you ask?? The man owner took the dog to the bus bathroom about 5 times on the trip. I have NO clue what he did with the dog in the bathroom or how he knew when the dog needed to use the potty and I don't want to know.
Maybe they had the dog version of the Litter Kwitter.