February 23, 2010

Put another failure on the barbie!

In the land down under, divas are hatin' are on the artist formerly known as Whitney Houston.

"The star was seen coughing frequently, and paused as she was about to hit the epic high note of her signature tune "I Will Always Love You" to towel herself down and take a sip of water."

But as the above review indicates, when your sweating problem is interfering with your ability to perform, it might be time to hang up that sweaty sweaty towel and start resting the vocal chords indefinitely.

Your name is not Susan. You are not every woman. And you are not good anymore.
Perhaps it's time to think about a future in needle pointing and being a mom. Something that involves a little less perspiration.

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