December 16, 2009

Butterfly Masacre

I think Mariah should rename her tour the "Dreamkiller Tour", because that was it is so far.
Seriously, check out the prices for these tickets. Who do you think you are? The Queen of Soul bitch? Because that's Aretha Franklin, and that's a whole nother story.

I would like to formally announce that DSW (that's the very popular abbreviation for will be taking an exciting new direction in the future…AGAINST Mariah Carey.

My sister and I might get back the breaths we lost trying to sing along to Mariah, but we can never get back the dreams that we wasted on loving her, and the $24.99 that nannybfly had to spend to join the Honey B Fly fan club.

R.I.P. Mariah. You are dead to me. You won't be killing my dreams anymore.

P.S. I have been to the place where her DC venue is, and there is no way in the world you could create any sort of precious-metal package to be worth a minimum of $273.50.


  1. I think it's only fair that you inform your readers of Mariah's possible replacement on DSW. You could call her 'diva on the rise' or 'diva to watch'. Or just mention hair poofs and pickles.

  2. I would imagine and hope you're talking about Snooki.

    What a hosebeast.