December 18, 2009

Aw Hell Naw

You know what's not diva? Broke @$$ heaters that cut off all the time.

When I woke up this morning, circa 7am, I was already super jazzed that it was Friday and not Saturday, because I just hate to sleep in.

What's more, I realized, I was in a virtual icebox. The bone chilling cold let me know that, yes, the crap@$$ heater had cut off in the middle of the night. Yipee! What a refreshing way to start the day.

I can't give you an exact temperature, because the needle on my thermostat only goes as low as 50 degrees, but it was below that.

My favorite part of the morning? When I got to go see my friends rat and black widow in the basement to reset the heater. The cobwebs also gave a nice "accent" to my dark pants.

So here I am, with some dirty blond hair-cicles, praying that I will reach a healthy core body temperature by 9-ish. Poor pitiful me!

Thank GOODNESS that it's Friday!!!