March 12, 2013

Elephant Shoe

And so it ends - another season of the Bachelor.  Which means a new love is blossoming and a fresh breakup is just right around the corner.
I laughed, I cried, I drank wine and ate a lot of black beans.  But mostly I just felt really sorry for the elephant that served as the getaway vehichle for Sean and Katherine.  Did you see how far up his butt that rope went?  Poor guy.  Poor guy's butt. 
I want to go on record as saying that I do not think elephants were meant to be riden.  Not by humans, not by fitness models, and not by realty show contestants in Thailand.  Some things are sacred ABC.  Including an elephant's ass cheeks.
Mazel Tov to the lovebirds!

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