June 13, 2012

Sissy Gettin' Married

My sister is getting married this weekend!!

I'm so excited and I can't wait to start off the weekend with some sisterly mani/pedis tomorrow! 
Nothing says marital bliss quite like a perfect stranger from Asia massaging your calves and making your nails shiny.

Since I can't afford to do anything drastic like hair extensions or colonics, and since it's not even my wedding, I have been sticking to a strict regimen of free samples from Kiehl's...for approximately 3 days.

I'm sure I'll be positively glowing by the time of the actualy "I Do's".

I also wrote a toast, dismissed it.  Wrote another toast, liked it.  And now, as I progressively get more and more nervous about giving it, I'm sporadically crossing off parts of it to make it shorter, so I don't drown in a pool of my own nervous sweat.

At this rate, by the time I give it it's going to be something like this:

"Hi, I'm the sister of the bride.  Love...Cheers!"
That way I can keep things short, awkward, and all about me.

So excited for dancing, laughing, and fun!!!

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